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武松打虎剧本 Wu Song fought the tiger （用到的歌曲：好汉歌，dangerous, ）
旁白：武松作为英雄人物为人所认同，他的打虎事迹更是为人所乐道。看惯了《水浒传》中的武松打虎，今天让我们从一个新的方式来演绎这段故事：武松打虎新编。
旁白：Water Margin is a well-known Chinese novel. It’s famous for the 108 chivalrous robbers in Song Dynasty. Wu Song is one of the most popular among them. We must all know his story of fighting a scary tiger on Jingyang Hill. Now please enjoy the short play Wu Song fought the tiger.
旁白：话说武松来到阳谷县地面，离县城不远。正是晌午，武松走的又饥又饿，望见前面有一家酒店，门前挑着一面旗帜，上书“三碗不过岗”五个字。
旁白：It was lunch time when Wu Song came to Yanggu county. It was still a little far from the city but he was tired and hungry. Just at that time he saw an inn not far away. In front of the inn was a banner on a tall pole. There are five big Chinese characters on it, which means anyone who drinks more than three bowls of wine can’t go through the hill.
第一幕：喝酒
武松（郑仕真）：I am Wu Song. I’m going home to see my brother. I haven’t seen him for many years. But now I am hungry and tired. See! There is an inn over there.
小二（陈锦杰）：Sit down, please. Can I help you, sir? We have noodles, rice, beef, steak, rice wine… What would you like to have?
武松：（晕晕乎乎地）What wine do you have?
小二：We have all kinds of wine. Would you like to have some of the best wine?
武松：How much is the best wine?
小二：1880 yuan for a pot. (展示大瓶酒，醒目的标价)。
武松：Open…Open…..(喷嚏)（小二将酒瓶起开）
武松：（面怒，片刻无语）Open the window please! Not the wine. I want some cheap wine! It’s good enough.
小二：You….You…..(敢怒不敢言, 转身倒碗二锅头)，Ok. Wait a minute, please.
小二：Here you are.
武松：Is there anything to eat?
小二：We have noodles, rice, beef, steak, fish… Here is the menu. What would you like?
武松：Two kilos of beef.
小二：Two kilos？
武松：Yes.
小二：A minute, please. Two kilos of beef.
小二: Here you are!
武松：(喝一口酒）Good wine, very good wine!（小二上了两碗酒，武松喝了，却是不再倒了）
武松：I want more wine. Waiter, didn’t you hear I want more wine?服务员！怎么不倒酒了？
小二：Sorry sir, you can have more beef, but you can’t have any more wine. 客官，要比萨饼就给您，这酒就不添了。
武松：(生气) Why? (扔钱桌上)
掌柜（苏婷婷）：Look! (指着 “三碗不过冈”牌子)。This wine is too strong. One bowl, comfortable. two bowls, can’t walk. three bowls, be drunk and fall. I (叫店小二示范) 喝一碗神清气爽，喝两碗保你浑身无力，喝三碗就立刻醉倒.
武松：（喝一口，挤笑）Do you know who I am? Wu Song! Bring me wine!(咆哮，敲桌子) 不是我狂妄，这酒劲虽大，可我绝对是应付得了，倒酒！
掌柜：O…K !
小二：Here is your wine. But I am afraid it’s your last meal.你的酒来了！慢慢喝，估计是你最后一顿了。
（武松冷哼一声。一次次举起大碗，眨眼间十八碗酒就下了肚吃完了，拎着他的棍子就走）
小二：Where are you going, sir？
武松：Yang-gu city. 去景阳冈后面的阳谷县。
服务员（金瑶）：Oh, my god. It’s too crazy! It’s too dangerous, you know. There is a tiger on Jingyang Hill. It has eaten 30 People. 客官万万去不得！如今景阳冈上有只华南虎，天一黑就出来害人，已经害了三十几个人，
武松：(醉醺醺地) A tiger? You must cheat me. You want me to stay in your inn. (心里说道）A tiger? I can kill it! Look ! Don’t you see I am strong enough to kill a tiger. (秀肌肉，舞弄棍子，踢腿。)老虎？我要杀了它！ 看我有多壮！我的功夫多棒！
掌柜：You are drunk. Please don’t walk through alone.看你这样子就知道你喝多了，怎么说起胡话了？可万万去不得！
武松：(生气) Go away! (摇摇晃晃走了) 切，最讨厌人家小看我了，一边呆着去。
掌柜、小二：（摇头叹气）e mi tuo fo! God bless you! A men! （阿弥陀佛，上帝保佑，阿门）
旁白：武松提着短棍，大着步，径向景阳冈走去摇摇晃晃地走了一段路，突然有一只老虎跳了出来。
旁白：While he was straggering to Jing Yanggang with a hunting club, a tiger jumped out in a sudden.
第二幕：打虎
武松：Oh！My god! It’s a real tiger! ( 跪地求饶) Mr. tiger. let me go! Please, please let me go. 为什么要让我碰见这只老虎？我才活了几年啊！我不想死！我上有八十岁的老母，下有未出世的儿女，我死了我们全家怎么活呀！
老虎（潘康豪）：(大笑) I like beef. I like chicken. But my favourite is flesh. Ha, ha….哈哈，我喜欢猪肉，牛肉，鸡肉。但我的最爱是人肉！哈哈哈。。。（准备扑过去）
武松：（做暂停手势）Stop! Let me have a look. Are you a real tiger? 等等， 你是真老虎吗？
老虎：Of course I am! Come and see. My fur, my teeth, and my tail! 当然啦！来瞧瞧我的虎皮， 虎牙， 还有虎尾巴。
武松：Yes, yes. You are real. Can I take a photo? I will put it on the microblog.是的，是的。你是真老虎。我可以拍个照吗？我要把它放到报纸上去。(掏出相机，准备拍摄）
老虎：Microblog? Super star! Great! Come on! 上微博？太好了。 来吧, 拍吧！（摆pose）
武松开闪光灯拍照，啪啪。。。！
老虎：（眼睛被闪花了。东摸洗摸。）Oh, no. I can’t see now! Oh, no!
武松：(举起棍子就打) I will kill you and sell you for lots of money!
老虎：You cheat me ! I will eat you! ( 东扑西扑)你骗我，我要吃了你！（扑，扑， 扑。喘粗气）I am tired！
武松：一样喘粗气， 提棍子再打。 被老虎一爪子扇掉！ 老虎顺势再扑， 武松情急之下脱掉鞋子向老虎扔去。老虎接住鞋子，一闻,大叫一声（my god！Hong kong foot!）瞬时被臭得晕了过去。武松抓住时机上前一阵狂扁。老虎刚要醒来，武松把另一只鞋子在它脸上一晃。老虎一歪脖子，彻底呜呼！
武松：Great！it’s dead. I am too tired.( 枕着老虎就睡着了。鼾声阵阵….)
第二天早上，（公鸡啼叫…喔，喔！）一群猎户走过发现武松和老虎。
猎户甲：Look, a dead tiger. Oh, he killed the tiger! Our hero!
众猎户：hero! Hero! Hero!......(簇拥武松下山) （突然警笛声响起！）一辆警车停在众人面前。警察下车，一把铐住武松。
警察甲：You killed the tiger? We should protect tigers! Go to the police station!
武松：Why? Why? I’m the hero. Let me go! Let me go! ….. <完>
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