Friendliness
What’s Your Name

There was a little bird that just started kindergarten and didn’t have any friends. His mother had taught him that if he wanted to make some friends that he would have to do is to ask someone, “WHAT’S YOUR NAME?”
So the little bird went to the school and waited and waited. Finally the teacher said, “EVERYBODY, WASH YOUR HANDS. IT’S TIME FOR LUNCH.” But the bird didn’t have any hands so he went to wash its wings instead. While he was washing his wings a friendly cat cam up to him and said, “HI, MY NAME IS CAT. WHAT’S YOUR NAME?” and just as the little bird began to answer a mouse came in and the cat started chasing it. The only word that the little bird got out is “MY…” The bird was sad that he hadn’t made any friends.
While the kids were having lunch there was a dog that made a big mess of his face. He put his whole face in the bowl of food. So the teacher said to the dog, “WASH YOUR FACE.” The dog went to wash his face. When the dog was looking for a towel he grabbed the bird by the wing and the bird said, “HEY, THAT’S MY WING,” then the dog said, “oh, oh… sorry, sorry”, Then he introduced himself, “MY NAME IS DOG, WHAT’S YOUR NAME?” the only words that the bird got out before the dog started chasing his tail were, “MY NAME….”. The dog is saying, “WOOF WOOF, WHERE IS MY TAIL? I GOTTA FIND IT, WHERE’S MY TAIL”. So the bird still hadn’t made any friends.
After lunch, the teacher told everybody to brush their teeth, “EVERYBODY BRUSH YOUR TEETH”. The bird didn’t have any teeth, but he decided to go anyways. There he saw this great big elephant, and he just kept looking at it because it was so big, compared to the bird. The bird was thinking, “HE’S SOOOO BIG, OH, AND I’M SO SMALL!” The elephant took a long time brushing his really big teeth. But when he was done, he finally looked down and saw the bird there looking at him and he said, “HELLO, WHAT’S YOUR NAME?’ Speaking really slowly and waving his trunk back and forth in front of him, having a hypnotic effect. So when he was finished asking, the bird slowly replied, while wavering back and forth, “MY NAME IS…” And then the bird fell asleep. When he woke up, he realized that he still hadn’t made any friends, and he was sad.
He heard some big noises in the kindergarten. There was this crazy kid that was going around scaring everybody. He scared the cat, and the dog. Pretty soon the teacher said, “LOOK AT THIS. YOU MADE A REALLY BIG MESS RUNNING AROUND SCARING EVERYONE. YOUR HAIR IS A MESS.” And he had a lot of hair! The teacher said, “LION, COMB YOUR HAIR.” So the lion went to go comb his hair, and he saw the little bird there, and said to himself, this must be the new kid. I’m gonna have some fun with this.
After he finished combing his hair, he walked up very slowly to the bird, getting closer, closer, and then he jumped and screamed, “WHAT’S YOUR NAME?” It scared the bird so bad that he answered as quickly as he could, “MY NAME IS BIRD! MY NAME IS BIRD!” And this is how he finally made a friend.

友好
你叫什么名字？

有一只BIRD，刚刚开始上幼儿园，他一个朋友都没有。BIRD的
妈妈便告诉他，如果想交朋友，就问那个人：“WHAT’S YOUR NAME?”
BIRD 后来就去学校了，他等啊等，终于老师说：“EVERYBODY, WASH YOUR HANDS. IT’S TIME FOR LUNCH.”“现在是午饭时间，每个人都要去洗手。”可是BIRD没有手，所以他就去洗翅膀。他洗着洗着，一只友好的CAT 走过来对他说“HI, MY NAME IS CAT. WHAT’S YOUR NAME?”BIRD 说：“MY…”正在这时，一只MOUSE跑了出来，CAT开始去追MOUSE了。BIRD很伤心，他没有交到任何朋友。
当小朋友们吃完午饭时,有一只DOG走了进来，他的脸很脏,于是老师对DOG说 :“DOG, WASH YOUR FACE.” 然后DOG去洗了他的脸,当DOG要找一条毛巾时，他抓到了BIRD的翅膀, BIRD说道, “HEY, 这是我的翅膀。”然后DOG说, “OH, OH… SORRY, SORRY!”接着，DOG自我介绍说：“ MY NAME IS DOG. WHAT’S YOUR NAME?”当BIRD说：“MY NAME…”的时候,DOG就开始追自己的尾巴，一边追还一边唠叨着：“我的尾巴呢？我得找到他，我的尾巴呢？……”因此BIRD仍然没有交到朋友。
午饭后，老师让每个小朋友去刷牙，BIRD没有牙，所以他决定哪也不去了，这是他看到了ELEPHANT,因为ELEPHANT太大了，BIRD就很好奇的盯着他，他在想：“他太大了而我太小了。”ELEPAHANT花了好长时间刷牙，他刷完牙，低头一看,看到了BIRD,于是就对BIRD说：“HI,WHAT’S YOUR NAME?”ELEPHANT说：“WHAT’S YOUR NAME?”的时候说得非常慢，而且在BIRD面前来来回回的晃动着他的大牙.好像有一种催眠的效果。BIRD迷迷糊糊的回答：“MY NAME IS…”话还没说完他就睡着了。当他醒来以后，他发现自己仍没有交到朋友，他很伤心。
这时他听到一阵吵闹，有一个疯孩子正到处跑着吓大家，他吓到了CAT和DOG，老师就对他说：“看看，你把大家吓着了，瞧瞧，你的头发那么乱。”那个孩子有好多好多的头发，老师就对他说：“LION,去梳梳头发。”于是，LION就梳头发去了。这时他看到了BIRD，心里想，这一定是新来的，我得去和他好好玩一下。
LION梳完头，就慢慢的走近BIRD，越来越近，越来越近，然后他忽然跳起来，咆哮着：“WHAT’S YOUR NAME?” BIRD吓坏了，他很快回答说：“MY NAME IS BIRD! MY NAME IS BIED!”就这样，BIED交到了他的第一个朋友。